Living the dream
thoseimportantmemes:

Why tip 18% when you only give god 10%?
Because your waitress exists.

thoseimportantmemes:

Why tip 18% when you only give god 10%?

Because your waitress exists.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.
Penn Jillette, “There Is No God”, This I Believe (via themeteorite)
…our society has become so technologically based that you really can’t be a fully operating citizen unless you understand basic science. How are you supposed to make judgements about the health of your children if you don’t believe in science? How are you supposed to make a judgement about a generation of fuel and power if you don’t believe in science? You can’t operate as a sensible voting member of a democratic society these days unless you understand fundamental scientific principles to a degree.
Brian Cox and Robin Ince interview the legend himself, David Attenborough: A life measured in heartbeats (via jtotheizzoe)

panicsatdiscos:

realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children

cultveit:

Howl (2010)

There are just too many things about this for me to handle

moeoftoe:

[Godot shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks]

Um bye this is all I want

Um bye this is all I want

James Franco is the first guy I’ve ever kissed, and he did a fine job.
Aaron Tveit (via enjolrasthechief)